Some notes n quotes by Chael Sonnen 2/2
While Chael didn’t address anyone in particular in this tweet, UFC fans can take their guesses…
“If your career was a horse, they’d take it behind the barn and shoot it.”
Oh my heavens Chael…
“You are a walking punchline. Go fight what’s left of Sakuraba in an alley behind a sushi place in Tokyo for 10 Yen apiece.”
In a promotion for his newly designed T-shirt, Sonnen tweets about having drinks with Obama and texts from Michael Bisping:
“Get home from drinks with the President and have a half dozen texts from Bisping. http://www.greenlightdaily.com/ is the link, Mike.”
Well, according to Chael they still do exist. In fact, he claims there is one still in the UFC:
“Pipe down Mirko and let us just use you for oil like the rest of the dinosaurs.”
Chael agreed with Bisping when he stated he deserved a title shot. That was however until he looked at his wins over…
“Bisping, you make good points about deserving a title shot.After all you did beat, umm, well ahh…Hum and then there was.. Ah..Wait, what!?”
Sonnen was at it again when he used the analogy of pyramid builders, Lisa Rinna and leprechauns.
“More guys have worked on your face than it took to build the Pyramids. You look like Lisa Rinna w/a Leprechaun beard, you fool.”
In regards to Vitor Belfort remarks, Sonnen fired back in stating:
“Hey Vitor, take my name out of your mouth until you show up for half as many fights as you pullout of.”
It doesn’t take Chael long to respond to someone after they verbally attack him. This time it was Mirko Cro Cop who spoke out. Sonnen responded with:
“Mirko, ol’ buddy! Strong words from someone who’s been carried out more often than Chinese food!”
If your going to call out Chael make sure you have something good to fire back with. Or else he’ll reply with:
“Take your comebacks, write them down on a sheet of paper. Roll it up tight, soak it in water, freeze it overnight, then jam it up you’re ass”
After leaving Andeson Silva’s home country, Sonnen tweeted his appreciation of Brazil when he stated:
“Yushin and I go back to civilization tomorrow. Thanks for everything, Brazil. It was like camping in Compton.
Sonnen took a shot at both Anderson Silva and Forrest Griffin when he stated:
“He hasn’t put up a fight since Forrest Griffin, which is about as notable as getting your hand held by a stripper. NEXT.”
Chael did it again when he compared Machida’s championship belt to that of his nephew’s:
“Lyoto, don’t feel bad that you don’t have the belt. You still have that little cotton one my nephew has.”
It’s hard to tell who Sonnen despises of more, Anderson Silva or Wanderlei Silva…wait, when did Hulk Hogan get into this?
“Wand wins 22 fights in Japan!! In related news, Hulk Hogan pins the Iron Sheik.”
It’s hard to take Chael seriously when he makes a comment like this. Sonnen bashes Bisping when he tweeted:
“It’s for the best. After I got through with Bisping the only person that would ask for his signature is FedEx.”
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/890577-chael-sonnen-twitter-the-25-most-hilarious-tweets-of-his-ufc-career/page/13
